“You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.”

sweetiegoodbye:

Blue → vigilance, truth and loyalty, perseverance & justice
White → peace and honesty
Red → hardiness, bravery, strength & valour

“Liberté, égalité, fraternité!”

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

naziofficeparty:

jesus christ

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM